I was so drunk last night that I called him a toaster strudel… What on earth….
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
Touché Amoré - Sesame (x)
I feel like I still have a hangover from last night, and i’ve just been informed that i’m going out again tonight… I’m going to die.
I CAN’T FUCKING FOCUS AND I DON’T HAVE TIME TO BE SO FUCKING UNPRODUCTIVE AND I’M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE FROM STRESS.
That is all.